Elon Musk…Well, He’s Elon Musk

BOCA CHICA, TX—Reached for comment on whatever entirely predictable controversy the tech billionaire had gotten himself involved in this time, multiple bored and exhausted sources confirmed Monday that Elon Musk…well, he was Elon Musk. “Look, Elon is just—ugh, you know—he’s being his usual self,” said a source with…