Sister’s Deadbeat Boyfriend Doing Wonders For Rest Of Family’s Self-Esteem

SANTA ROSA, CA—Admitting that they normally would not have embraced someone whose life was such a goddamn shitshow, local woman Tara Lopez told reporters Tuesday that her sister’s deadbeat boyfriend was doing wonders for the rest of her family’s self-esteem. “At first we hated the fact that he was an unemployed,…