Following price hikes made at Netflix and Max earlier this year, Disney will be increasing subscription costs for Hulu, ESPN+, and Disney+ beginning Oct. 17. The Onion shares tips for saving money on streaming.
Instead of streaming entertainment, pay a group of local urchin children to dance for you at half the cost.
Make your career and personal relationships so fulfilling that the mere idea of needing to watch movies and TV shows for entertainment starts to seem utterly ridiculous.
Enlist in the military to be eligible for $2 off a regularly priced plan.
Learn to make your own streaming shows from scratch.
Best Buy’s TV department is currently showing a looping episode of Friends.
Move to North Korea and enjoy the four state-approved channels available to Pyongyang residents.
Embrace the air of superiority that comes with informing others you don’t watch television of any kind.
Ask your conjoined twin nicely if they would let you piggyback off their subscriptions.
REI is having a sale on binoculars. Need we say more?
Stop liking Pixar films. You’re 29 years old.
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