WINNIPEG – Aspiring suicide bomber William Pettinger is expressing frustration at his inability to live out his dreams due to ongoing frustrations with Air Canada. “I would love nothing more than to enter paradise as loudly as possible,” said Pettinger, “but I just can’t handle sitting through one of their flights”. Mr. Pettinger explained how […]
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