Triumphant Biden Announces U.S. Has Killed Man Who Kind Of Looks Like Osama Bin Laden

WASHINGTON—Delivering a jubilant address to the American people, a triumphant President Joe Biden announced Wednesday that the United States had killed a man who kind of looked like Osama bin Laden. “I am proud to stand before you and report that the U.S. Special Operations Command has carried out a mission that…