Psychic Informs Woman That Dead Mother Is Saying Some Pretty Boilerplate Ghost Shit

PORTLAND, OR—Midway through a session in which she allegedly channeled the spirit of a departed loved one, local psychic Esme “The Prophetess” Sherwood informed her client Tuesday that her dead mother was saying some pretty boilerplate ghost shit. “What I’m hearing is basically that she’s proud of you, she loves…