Defense Contractor Unsure If He Wants To Cook Or Just Have Dinner Delivered By Politician On Hands And Knees

ARLINGTON, VA—Feeling overwhelmed by the sheer number of options, local defense contractor Erick Yardley told reporters Tuesday he was unsure if he wanted to cook or just have dinner delivered by a politician on their hands and knees. “It’s been a long day, and I told myself I’d make something tonight, but it’s so…