Man Always Waits Until Last Minute To Decide What He’ll End Up Sitting Alone In House Dressed As For Halloween

CROPSEYVILLE, NY—Frantically searching the internet for ideas, local man Jared Walker told reporters Thursday he always waits until the last minute to decide what he’ll end up sitting alone in his house dressed up as for Halloween. “Every year I tell myself I’m going to get an earlier start putting together the…