Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys

LOS ANGELES—With a single artist dominating in nearly every category, last night’s 66th Annual Grammy Awards were once again swept by an old man in a rocking chair who whistled and slapped his knee. Whistlin’ Jesco, a blind man who reportedly lost his sight after drinking a bottle of his daddy’s hair tonic at the age…