HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder. The accused cryopreservation appliance recently began malfunctioning, after years of successfully carrying embryos to term. Sources allege that, thanks to dirty condenser coils and an intermittent evaporator fan, the freezer proved unable to maintain […]
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